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Hugh Janus, 4th year Flatulence studies

I ignore sell by dates on yoghurt
Steve Sidebottom, 1st year theatre studies and waste management

I’m only 5″2 and I compensate by working out
Dan Bottomley, 3rd year Selfie studies

I once met the Chuckle Brothers on a night out
Keith Doublecheek, 2nd year Game show studies

I once lived in a yurt
Will Rearly, 3rd year Interpretive dance

I can rap look at me now by Busta Rhymes
Tom Kissentoosh, 2nd year Biscuit management

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Anna Handsucker, 4th Year Rocket engineering

I don’t drink water, only vodka and orange juice
Nelly Bumschlinger, 3rd Year Squat studies with kardashianology

I’m a hooters waitress on Saturdays and a church choir soloist on sundays
Lacey Redbottom, 1st year Soft fruit management

I can sometimes twerk, it depends how much alcohol is involved
Peachy McBoots, 4th year Nottingham Forest studies with Herbology

I was born in a porsche 911
Sally Hintern, 3rd Year sheds, fences and erection management

I have been to both Southampton and Scunthorpe
Jade Buxom, PhD in light bondage studies

Me and Kimmy K have the same baby oil supplier
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