Best Clubbers: Week four
Vday weekend was BIG
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A “no thanks” in Bridge,
And a slap in Wahoo.
This week saw an insatiable excitement for Valentine’s Day, as Oxford’s lonely hearts/Computer Scientists hit the town in search of a beloved beau.
The pheromones were unleashed, and the sweet nectar-like smell of lager, Lynx Africa and protein fart immersed our clubbers in a warm mushy amorousness, just like a 3am cheesy chips…
Alas! We digress. Onto the photos:
Exhausted by excessive daggering, this sweet gentleman takes a standing nap in upstairs Bridge
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