Campus quickie: The best hook-up spots at uni
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Well it is now officially one month until Valentines Day and maybe you’re wondering how to inject some spice into your relationship?
With all the commercial foolery that is attached to Valentines Day, you’re libido will be starting to enlarge and you’ve realised you have some time to kill until your next lecture.
So of course the only solution is sex on campus.
Basement toilets of IMES building
Let’s face it, your options are limited and who is ever going to head down here.
Likelihood of being caught: 3/5
Décor: 1/5
Variety of positions: 4/5
50 George Square showers
Get clean whist doing the dirty
Likelihood of being caught: 1/5
Décor: 3/5
Variety of positions: 4/5
Top floor of Appleton Tower stairs
Admire a view while doing a reverse cowboy
Likelihood of being caught: 4/5
Décor: 2/5
Variety of positions: 4/5
David Hume Tower lift
Going down…
Likelihood of being caught: 5/5
Décor: 2/5
Variety of positions: 4/5
Minto House library
Hipsters have needs too.
Likelihood of being caught: 4/5
Décor: 4/5
Variety of positions: 4/5
The bushes of George Square
Enjoy some prickly fun
Likelihood of being caught: 4/5
Décor: 1/5
Variety of positions: 1/5
Cupboard under the stairs in Teviot
Fan of Harry Potter and own a crow bar?
Likelihood of being caught: 3/5
Décor: 2/5
Variety of positions: 3/5
This thing in 7 Bristo Square
Just do it to piss off the Law students
Likelihood of being caught: 4/5
Décor: 2/5
Variety of positions: 3/5
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