Poly finally take Stan Calvert title
But at least we still have our degrees
Newcastle narrowly missed out on defending their title as Stan Calvert winners for the 7th time in a row, after being defeated 80.25 – 60.75
Poor show from Northscumbria
Newcastle also narrowly missed out in the final rugby match, with the final score 10 – 7 to the Poly.
But don’t worry, we still have our degrees and we will be back next year to claim the cup.
At least we have better banter than this …
And our boys are fit!
Despite the loss, spirits were high as the teams and supporters headed to Tiger Tiger and Sam Jacks to show that we can still party better than Northumbria.
And just remember:
You’re poly till July, you’re poly till July and then you’re screwed, you’ll have no job, you’re poly till July.
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