Is this the most cringe video from Warwick TV?

Warwick TV has a go at hosting a shop-ping channel…

Scroll down for video.

In their latest stunt, Warwick TV has attempted a comic version of a shopping channel. Except, one problem, it isn’t funny.

Screen Shot 2014-01-27 at 17.17.20

First they try sell you air. Yes, air. And they try to freak you out by looking into his eyes, not above the eyes, not around the eyes, but into eyes.

Screen Shot 2014-01-27 at 17.18.37

Then it’s the I-suck. Because everyone has eyebrows…

Screen Shot 2014-01-27 at 17.21.33

A product designed to suck stray hairs off your face, marketed as Apple meets Dyson. The motto? “It really sucks them off.”

Screen Shot 2014-01-27 at 17.25.09

Then the guy with the eyes tries to get you to sponsor a cabbage field. You’ll even get “tri-annual” updates on your cabbages. He also makes a gesture to indicate squeezing his nipples.

Eventually, they sign off. Thank God.