The 10 worst things we saw online this Christmas
We all know that humanity is at their worst when sat behind a keyboard – and nothing changes in the festive season.
Lots of bad things happen during the festive season: deadlines arrive, Christmas songs invade the radio, brussels sprouts make their annual appearance.
However, a few things have stood out in the worst way.
We bring you a mash-up of multimedia massacres: here are the ten worst internet dwelling shockers that the Tab saw this Christmas.
1. This E-card:
The Hunger Lames Part 2: Catching a Cold
There’s probably not so much to celebrate if you live in District 12 – no wonder Peeta looks so pissed off.
2. This woman’s sad confession:
I think messyjessie0917 might be home alone too
Save a thought for those unfortunate souls reduced to watching Christmas movies on a loop this year.
3. This Bar advert:
I think I’ll pass
Well this isn’t doing anything to help us forget the paedophilic Santa stereotype…
4. Neither is this costume:
Like some kind of bizarre Christmas cosplay
Actually this might be scarier than Santa’s sweaty bulge.
5. This year’s poor Christmas chart offerings:
*Cue screaming teenage girls*
WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO.
6. This Coronation Street advert:
Never has hanging baubles been so sexual
The only thing that could make this more cringey is mistletoe – you’ve clearly missed a trick here Corrie advertisers.
7. This Geordie Shore advert:
Why does Santa’s hat have to be photoshopped, could you not afford a real one?
Not sure which is worse: this advert or the fact that Geordie Shore is coming back.
8. This turkey costume:
Sexy
Anyone who wears this and gets cooked alive deserved what was coming to them.
9. This photo:
Santa has a weak bladder
Christmas decoration 101: drape the lights around the railings.
10: And this one too:
Someone got a bit excited with the Christmas decorating
Christmas decoration 102: avoid the palm tree!
And here is the best thing we saw this Christmas:
Our thoughts exactly
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19-year-old Manchester woman spent £2k on matcha in a year leaving her with acne and severe migraines
‘I know addiction is a strong term to use, but it was a truly unbelievable experience’
In defence of those of us still watching Made in Chelsea
Forgive a girl for wanting a weekly dose of Chuggs
Celebrity Traitors star Hannah Fry has a ‘mathematically rigorous’ plan to catch Traitors
She developed ‘the most statistically perfect approach’ for the show
University of Nottingham restructuring plans approved after staff strikes last week
The second phase of Future Nottingham 2 is going ahead
Cardiff University students outraged over a meme page’s ‘disgusting’ confession post
Students are urging each other to boycott Cardiff Uni Banter
Edinburgh Uni principal Sir Peter Mathieson announces he’s stepping down at end of his term
The principal and vice-chancellor of the University of Edinburgh will depart at the term’s completion, leaving in 2028
Celebrity Traitors 2026 week one theories: A secret Traitor in the mix and Julie to be recruited
Two episodes in and I’m already invested
Gypsy Rose Blanchard says last phone call with partner Ken Urker was about family dispute
‘He was deeply distressed by the situation’
London student who filmed viral video of Gillian Anderson scolding fans defends her
Gillian Anderson told off ‘distracting’ theatregoers
No! Celebrity Traitors editing moment has people convinced about who is getting banished
Dear Claudia Winkleman, please intervene
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We’re just two episodes in, but already Maya Jama’s Celebrity Traitors wardrobe costs thousands
One coat cost more than my entire closet
Here’s which Leeds Uni society each Gilmore Girls character would join
What if Rory, Lorelai, and the rest of Stars Hollow’s residents swapped Connecticut for Leeds?
The Verity film removed one of the Crawford children from Colleen Hoover’s original book
‘That’s the best change we could have made’
Celebrity Traitors’ Celia Imrie gave a wise warning to Richard… which he evidently ignored
They spoke before he went on the show; maybe he should’ve written it down?
This year is slightly different, so here is the episode schedule for Celebrity Traitors this week
The timings for episodes three and four are very precise
Prosecutors allege money was ‘root cause’ of Hong Kong influencer Abby Choi’s murder
The trial has just begun after she was killed in 2023
Rob Beckett reveals his connections to the Celebrity Traitors cast, from Romesh to Joe Lycett
‘Everyone wants to be on it’