Columbia has just banned hoverboards

Douches everywhere will be heartbroken to know Columbia has banned hoverboards.

In a campus-wide email today that also prohibited to use of drones, university officials said:

“This spring, the University has implemented two policies restricting the use of hoverboards and drones on all Columbia properties. All faculty, staff and students need to familiarize themselves with these policies.”

A screenshot of the email

This comes after campuses across the nation have stopped students using the douche-mobiles – most recently Yale and Brown, although they’re still legit to use at Harvard.

@TheTab