Hoverboards are still legit to use at Harvard
Drew Faust isn’t denying you your right to hover
Douches everywhere can rejoice as hoverboards are still allowed on the Harvard campus.
Despite campus bans across the nation, Harvard currently has no plans to deny you your right to be a douche-on-wheels.
A Harvard spokesperson said:
“Many of Harvard College students already have human-powered scooters which they use to get around campus and currently there are restrictions on the use of bicycles and all motorized vehicles in Harvard Yard.
“We will monitor the use of ‘hoverboards’, if the use arises, for any potential additional restrictions.”
UMass, BC and Temple have already banned the douche-mobiles, giving you one more reason to love Drew Faust and tolerate HUDS.
While you still won’t be able to pop a wheelie in the Yard, you’re welcome to look almost as ridiculous as a mall cop on your motorized skateboard…for now.