Finally something I can get onboard with: Trump says working out is bullshit

Other than our mutual penchant for artificial tanners, both of the cream and cancer-causing UV variety, I was beginning to think Donald Trump and I had nothing in common.

Turns out when he's not busy denying people basic human rights and dabbing at his perma-sweaty brow with the Constitution he's very busy refusing to workout.

In a recent New Yorker feature, it's said that Trump doesn't believe he should exercise, ever.

Other than golf, he considers exercise misguided, arguing that a person, like a battery, is born with a finite amount of energy.

Think that could work for me? I am but a used-up battery who must conserve my energy for more pressing matters, including but not limited to:

-Eating fistfuls of bread while declaring that "my diet starts tomorrow."

-Watching Dr. Miami's Snapchat story

-Collaging images on my vision board

-Scraping said vision board because I've realized a different vision

-Falling asleep on a pile of magazine cutouts for my new vision board

I always knew Trump didn't believe in that liberal bullshit (read: science and facts), but this is a convenient truth I'm actually down with.