Sooo ‘Glamour’ says you should cut your hair into a mullet….

If you feel like ruining your 2017 only four weeks into the year, I’d like to introduce you to the Hershesons anti-bob. And if you think this so-dubbed anti-bob looks like something you’ve seen before, it’s because you have. On Billy Ray Cyrus in 1992.

Yes, the alleged cool girl haircut of 2017 is a mullet. Oh, sorry — the anti-bob. You know, that weird half-shag Mick Jagger wore decades ago?

Every year, women’s media unveils some new bizarre take on a haircut and declares it the cool haircut. The only cool thing about it is that you must truly not give a shit to be so influenced by a magazine that you’d cut your hair into a Joan Jett Halloween wig.

If 2016 was the year of realizing things, then 2017 needs to be the year of taking a stand against haircuts that make you look like a frog. Really, they’ve got to be trolling us at this point. Or they’ve done crazy from Conde Nast exhaustion. Glamour staff, blink twice if you need help.