#CovUniShame: Lecturers protest outside Graham Sutherland building on Graduation Day
Staff are rallying against sham union called ‘Staff Consultative Group’
Exposed: Cov Uni Cricket have a group chat where players rate girls they’ve just had sex with
One message reads: ‘Her pussy is so wide you could fit a bus in there’
Which Cov Uni halls should you have actually been in? Take our quiz to find out
You know your art hoe self was never meant to be in Priory Hall
Breaking: Kasbah is banning Coventry students because Warwick students are ‘better behaved’
They said Warwick students are better looking too
Here is a detailed guide of how to have the absolute WORST night out in Cov
This is all the shit you shouldn’t do
Cov’s Clubbers of the Week are back and better than ever
If you haven’t made it you might as well drop out
We conducted a highly scientific investigation to see whether second year is actually better than first year
Because everyone knows third year is shit already
All the reasons why pres are actually the best part of the night out
You’re a better DJ than the guy in the club anyway