Freed house elf retires to five-star Aberdeen hotel

Life-sized model of Dobby to reside in the Marcliffe Hotel.


Great British Bake Off: can Ruby triumph?

• GBBO drinking game – it’ll get you mille-feuille’d!
• Ruby Tandoh costume including cut-n-keep mask.
• All the build up, including live betting odds.

Suicide Rates force City Council debate

Tragic Union Street bridge suicides have become so frequent that the Council is creaking into action.

AU Expectations v. AU Reality

‘I’ll probably be smarterer as all of my teachers from school by the time I graduate.’ – Abigail Millar realises that we haven’t come quite as far as we thought we would.

Aberdeen Club Safari

We finally found a picture of Aberdeen’s biggest playboy in Espionage!

I bet you (dont) look good on the dancefloor

Our Bouncer casts his sober judgement over Aberdeen’s slut-dropping dancers.

Ski Club go on Bar crawl

The Ski Club sent us this write-up of their first night out as a club. Read it and weep non-skiers.

Billy’s Horoscopes

A wild venture into the realm we call astrology.

Now featuring Virgo!

VIDEO: Watch this wasted student who’s too drunk to keep hold of his pizza

Is this the best food review ever? Smashed student takes on gravity in war for post night-out pizza.

Sleeping with my housemate

Friends sharing the bed – normal behaviour, or just a bit odd? Emily Duffy defends her and her housemate’s sleeping habit.