World’s Oldest Creature Killed By Scientists Trying To Find Its Age

Bungling Bangor Profs accidentally kill 507 year old Ming the clam


Leeds students caught shagging in the library

Students grab a naughty study break between the bookshelves on level 12.

We tried Pizza Hut’s 3,000 calorie cheeseburger pizza

Thinking of getting one? Read this first.

Exeter Undergrad Crowned UK’s Horniest Student

Elina Desaine, a third year IT Business Management student, has been named the UK’s horniest student.

Tab Shags: AU Boat Club

Our anonymous reporter has been slyly collecting sexual anecdotes from various sport clubs and societies. This week the Boat Club fails to grasp ‘the motion of the ocean.’

Spencer Matthews shags a student

Made in Chelsea star Spencer Matthews beds Birmingham student in steamy romp

They’re at it again: lecturers call second day of strikes

It’s another day off for students as staff walk out over pay

VIDEO: Spencer Matthews thinks he has an STI

Student pranksters call Spenny pretending to be from the sexual health clinic – and he really falls for it

This is The Poshest of the Posh Totty

Our sister paper in Cambridge held a Rear of the Year contest…

The President’s Address: Are Poppies Moral?

Are poppies a symbol of solemn remembrance or are they a subliminal advertisement for war? AUSA President Megan Dunn writes for The Aberdeen Tab to let the student body know it’s President’s opinion.