We are all Egg Mayo and Bacon
‘Don’t pee in the sink’
According to a trained psychotherapist
Roses are white, I’ll be in the library all night
I don’t have the plague so don’t walk 20 metres around me
Surprisingly, it’s not at all about being social and liking sex
Why do boys love cross-dressing so much?
No longer should going to the shops hold a 50 per cent chance of death
Why is everyone naked?
It’s hard to be responsible when you’re only a second year
It’s Skyrim in a living room
At least you made it to all the club nights
If it’s over 40 pages, forget it