A Guide to Being Safe in York

There’s no harm in being careful

We asked crying parents for their freshers’ week advice

‘Don’t pee in the sink’

Everything York uni has taught me

Roses are white

How to dress for Big D

Some people will put more effort in than others

How to spend this weekend if you aren’t going to Roses

Roses are white, I’ll be in the library all night

York makes the top 20 in the Complete University Guide

Still holding on to our spot with the big boys

Everyone should own a hamster at University

Pre-drinks will never be the same again

Everyone you’ll meet when street collecting for charity

I don’t have the plague so don’t walk 20 metres around me

A guide to being the best social sec

Surprisingly, it’s not at all about being social and liking sex

Every single fancy dress theme you’ll do at Uni

Why do boys love cross-dressing so much?

How to deal with a friend who is a rubbish driver

No longer should going to the shops hold a 50 per cent chance of death

Every single thing you will ever hear on your uni ski trip

Why is everyone naked?

QUIZ: What type of STYC would you be?

It’s hard to be responsible when you’re only a second year

How much do you know about York?

Test yourself

Every lecturer you’ll ever have

Lectures aren’t compulsory, right?

Dungeons and Dragons is how to fill your Saturday night uni void

It’s Skyrim in a living room

Every stage of your unproductive reading week

At least you made it to all the club nights

Everyone you’ll meet in a History 9am

Everyone else has stayed in bed

Every terrible thing that happens when reading an academic article

If it’s over 40 pages, forget it

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