Let’s settle the age-old debate
‘We will do whatever is required of us to provide our customers with a safe environment’
‘Here’s your starter for 10…’
Extra points for likes and comments
‘We were only allowed to leave to get fresh air for five minutes’
You know you are in danger when your weekly screen-time report is above 4 hours on social media
At least my bank balance is protected from pub crawls
Can we watch something other than Elf please?