‘It’s really odd that they are putting us in it now, just as cases are going down’

It’s the pretending to be asleep when the doorbell rings so you don’t have to answer it for me

Let’s see how many Harley Quinns emerge from isolation this year

This year is a write off

What else is there to do in lockdown?

Isolation doesn’t have to be all bad

Those two weeks do be feeling like two years