I was too busy procrastinating to think of a tenth
I remember when grime was young
So like, how’s your brain feeling today?
Please not Royal Holloway, please not Royal Holloway
Now sissy that walk
Who even needs 10 types of dried herb?
Asad Khan describes himself as a “Success Strategist”.
Strand Poly didn’t stand a chance
Which one are you?
Because sleep is for the weak
So. Much. Crap.
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