It’s basically what you wouldn’t expect from a music festival

I was too busy procrastinating to think of a tenth

I remember when grime was young

So like, how’s your brain feeling today?

Max Rayne residents will probably end up in the national news

Now sissy that walk

Obviously Loop made the cut

Who even needs 10 types of dried herb?

Short, fat, and dirty.

Asad Khan describes himself as a “Success Strategist”.

Strand Poly didn’t stand a chance

Which one are you?

Spoiler: KFC doesn’t really cater for vegetarians.

Because sleep is for the weak

Poor spelling isn’t hot…

We’re so perfectly bourgeois

So. Much. Crap.