Brb getting a fan to cope with this heat
Something other than your ceiling to stare at today
Because what else are you meant to drool over now everything’s shut?
Are you worthy of the crown?
Get your tuna sarnies and hundred books away from me
All your mates have graduated ?
Monster muncher’s in the SJ, cutlery bandits and SO MUCH MORE!
If there’s a will, there’s a way to avoid every 9am