If you don’t drink for 16 hours straight, did you even celebrate?
Here are some festive things to keep you going through deadline season
Basically, nothing that has the slightest value to you
It is time to get the answers we deserve
It’s pay day, treat yo’self
Mastering the art of rolling out of bed and into a lecture theatre whilst still looking fabulous is easy
The best bites this side of the Mersey
There’s been overpriced decorations in ASDA since August
Sleepy, lifeless, boring, heaven
Can we pretend he went to John Moores?
Term’s done, and it’s time to return to that mid-sized town suburban life of your childhood – or don’t.
Don’t be bitter, be better