Admit it, you’ve done all of these
Should probably get shit-faced at pres anyway though
“So, where are you from?”
Don’t forget about Tuesgays
He once tried to bribe a bouncer with a kebab
Stop trying to sound so clever
Sorry I’m more organised than you
Screw all those loved-up couples dining out on a romantic dinner for two. If you’re single and lonely in Lincoln this Valentine’s day, then read The Tab’s guide on what you could be doing!