Always have an open mind and an open bottle
It would be very disappointing if he’s not in Hive
Start looking forward to completing your degree at the closest thing anyone is going to get to Hogwarts.
Here’s to your exams being a piece of cake
Give it up, no one’s going to Hive with you on a Monday
Take that out of date condom out of your wallet
It’s actually laugh, but don’t expect to be paid well.
Why go to the library when you can go to these places instead?
Just don’t be the one who leaves passive aggressive post-it notes
The things on this list will make even Saint Valentine redefine ‘love’
