Clubbers of the Week: Far too free for Week Three
Hive redemption arc?
Jamie CalderFrom the shock of seeing some Hive stunners, to the unfortunately highly expected WhyNot wankers, this week has once again been full of ups and down, hmmm well mainly downs for my bank account but at least I didn’t end up at Big Cheese.
Stunner of the Week
Winner:
There’s no way this week’s winner was found in HIVE???
Runners Up:
When you’re on the same wavelength as the DJ
You two make me nervous
Drop the skincare routine and your dentist’s please ladies, you’re glowing
I want my crusty old men back Hive – who am I meant to put in ‘Creeper of the Week’ now?
Creeper of the Week
Winner:
This right here officer
Runners Up:
Visual representation of midterms sneaking up on us
How do you look so scary in such a wholesome group
There is something deeply unsettling about this picture
We found the crusty old men x
Hero of the Week
Who says Halloween is a waste of money?
Runners Up:
Interesting style choice x
“You got with WHO?”
Finding three guys who look like they actually want to be there might be rarer than finding multiple ‘Stunners of the Week’ in Hive, so well done guys just wear a less boring outfit next time x
Where are you finding people this happy in Big Cheese?
Heroine of the Week
Winner:
Zero crumbs
Runners Up:
Cheeky x
This is how I react to the bouncers’ terrible jokes so they let me back in
Once again this is just a Subway appreciation post <3
Rude but the nails slay
Wanker of the Week
Winner:
Leave, just leave.
Runners Up:
Please get me out of here I’m scared
Why are you so sweaty??
Your face just annoys me soz
Album Cover of the Week
Winner:
Rihanna will be using this as inspiration
Runners Up:
You’re telling me this is not a Netflix original ad???
You’re definitely playing in Sneaky Pete’s at the weekend
I’m 90% sure I’ve seen this picture in an early 2000’s music video
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner:
His yee was not hawing
Runners Up:
You’re allowed to smile guys
Ew
Who let you into Subway?
Best of the Rest
Why does Hive look so fun this week?
Ummmm nevermind
SCOTLANDDD FOREVERRRRR
Y’all look boring as hell (in a cute way)
Me to anyone shoving in Subway
4 eyes with zero thoughts behind them
I didn’t even know what section to put this artwork in but ROCK ONNNN
Not again.
Why do you have a brace around your neck x
How I feel knowing I need to look at WhyNot pictures again next week x
Photographer Credits
David Stewart: Subway Cowgate
Kealan Bond: Why Not Nightclub
Tracey Largue: Big Cheese
The Hive Nightclub: Thomas Image Photography
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