Clubbers of the Week: Hangovers have begun in Week One
New year, same drinking habits x
Khushi ParekhAnd we’re back kicking off the New Year in style… if you could call it that. Edinburgh may have been silent over Christmas but fear not for the stunners, heroes, and creepers have returned, more stunning, heroic, and creepy than ever. Sit back, relax, and maybe re-evaluate your New Year’s resolution to stop drinking because Clubber of the Week is here to remind you what you’re missing.
Stunner of the Week
Winner
The pose, the top, the flame – she is giving everything
Runners up
Name a prettier friendship group…I’ll wait
If I had smiles like them I would never stop smiling
I think I just found the love of my life
The happiest I’ve ever seen anyone at a WhyNot Wednesday
Creeper of the Week
Winner
I would be jealous of that guy’s moustache too
Runners up
This picture is too intimate. I don’t like it.
You could be a little less obvious bro
Oh he’s definitely plotting something…
Cheeky little photobomber
What I think I look like on a night out vs what I actually look like
Third Wheel of the Week
Winner
Me vs my friends on New Year’s Eve
Runners up
Somebody didn’t get the memo
I don’t think this picture was meant for you bud
Wanker of the Week
Winner
It’s only cool when the girls do it
Runners up
Such a wanker I had to put you in twice
Make 2024 the year to ban men from doing this hand pose
And this one too
Say it with me! STOP MEWING IN HIVE
“How many days did you drink this week?”
Hero of the Week
Winner
Not all heroes wear capes but they do wear mullets
Runners up
From wanker to hero… redemption arc?
This man knows how to get the party started
The people’s princess
Carrying the bucket or carrying the whole club?
Heroine of the Week
Winner
MASSIVE fan of the fan – the makeup, the hat, save some glamour for the rest of us
Runners up
Refresher in one hand, drink in the other, this girl means business on a night out
This girl has single-handily revived the finger gun era and I am here for it
Main character energy
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner
This picture is weird but it gets even weirder when you realise that the funnel of choice is a crutch
Runners up
At this point this article might as well be a Refreshers ad
Someone took being the designated driver a bit too seriously…
Physically at Subway, mentally at Halloweekend
I wonder what song sparked this reaction
Album Cover of the Week
Winner
This is what Weezer looks like in my head
Runners up
That fan was a paid actor
I feel like I’m watching a scene of Euphoria
The smile, the pose, the charm – this man is perfect
This is the only picture that could tempt me to go to WhyNot
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
I think the photographer forgot to say cheese
Runners up
I mean I get it…if I had to work at WhyNot I’d feel the same
Me when I wake up at 9:01 am when I was meant to be at a lecture at 9:00 am
How can someone look so hungover when the night has just begun?
Not a single thought behind those eyes…hope you’re okay girlie
I am DYING to know what that text said
Wow, clubbing looks so fun!!
Best of the Rest
If she’s that mesmerised by a Refresher, wait till she gets to Pizza Paradise
This is the most wholesome boys night out I’ve ever seen
How many days of uni did you miss this week?
Cloakroom? I don’t know her
It’s his world, we’re just living in it
I wonder what bet he lost
“You’ll never guess who I met at Hive last night…”
Is there a spot in your friendship group and can I take it?
I think only one person was expecting that kiss
So close, yet so far
Photographer credits:
Subway Cowgate: David Stewart
The Hive: Thomas Image Photography
Why Not Nightclub: Keelan Bond
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