And we’re back for Fresher’s Week, the first week of the new academic year and the only week where we don’t feel guilty about partying every night as there are no assigned essays, quizzes or questions to answer – wait until Week Five for that. From the fresh-faced first years, to the slightly ragged fourth years with their dissertations and job applications imminently waiting, everyone has stumbled down to Cowgate at least once or twice to let off some steam, and here’s the rundown of it.
Stunner of the Week
Winner
The hair, the top, the smile – not sure if I want to be this stunner or be with her
Runners Up
I NEED to know where that lace top is from
Bunch of cuties
Blue is most definitely were colour x
Not all that glitters is gold
Sweet Smiles in Subway
A Taylor-approved stunner
Loving the smoulders girls
Creepers of the Week
Winner
This photo was meant to be for the girls and for the girls only
Runners Up
Ruining the chemistry in this one bro
When the realisation hits that you shouldn’t have had that fourth venom
Cheeky lil photo bomber
The vibe bringers vs the vibe killers
Third Wheel of the Week
Winner
I feel like we’re ALL third wheeling the couple in this photo
Runners Up
Missing the memo to wear a patterned top
Wanker of the Week
Winner
She’s cooler than the rest of us all put together
Runners Up
Save the smoulder for London Fashion Week
Giving us the Tyra Banks “smize”
Whatever the dress code for the boys was, I feel like one of them missed it big time
The definition of “Freshers” in a photo
Hero of the Week
Winner
I feel like they would all bully me, but in a very slay way
Runners Up
Looking cool and casual for the first Big Cheese of the year
Are they making finger puppets or is this some new sign language???
When your mum forces you to pose in a photo to send to relatives
Heroine of the Week
Winner
Those working the front lines of the NHS will always be in our hearts <<<333
Runners Up
I need shot girls’ secrets to always looking sensational no matter how late and sweaty the night gets
I feel like the girl in pink is flirting with me
Its giving Main Character Energy
WTF Moment of the Week
Winner
Since when did Subway play music suitable for a cheeky Ceilidh?
Runners Up
Cowgate’s newest night: Sombreros X Subway
Is this the Edi gymnastic’s team???
Straight from the operating table to the dance floor???
Subway’s montage of blow-up alien photos was the highlight of writing this article
Album Cover of the Week
Winner
I’m really unsure of what the theme of the night was, but this is incredible
Runners Up
Looks like a very sexy ad for Subway
BTS of an avant garde photo shoot
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Winner
He’s seen somethings that I don’t think the rest of us want to know about
Runners Up
When you see your friend leaving the club with a 4/10
Everyone’s face as soon as the DJ starts playing Starboy by the Weeknd
When you get cut off at the bar after trying to buy a 10th shot of tequila
I think he realised that this wasn’t going to be the chill drinks with the boys he was promised
When you turn around to see your main op staring you down
Poor man was most probably asked to make the 76th venom of his shift
When your friend outs an embarrassing secret, but its too embarrassing to bring up in front of the group
Best of the Rest
Fire vs (pool) water
Only way to have such a big group of friends is for them to be freshers
When the DJ plays Whitney Houston’s I Wanna Dance With Somebody
So much love!
No Fs given by these gorgeous girls
When you check Snap Maps and see that the person you were hoping to bump into was seen at your location 2 minutes ago
As soon as the DJ starts playing any Taylor Swift song
“I know I’m staying in Chancellors, but I PROMISE you I’m not like the stereotype…”