Fifty shades of yah: We asked Edi students what their most rogue sexual kinks are and yikes

I think we’re all going to need therapy after this one

1 year ago

Edinburgh students, among us are some incredibly kinky students. And let’s be honest we all love a slightly trashy article, so combine the two and voila you have the following!

Be prepared to laugh, cry and probably be slightly traumatized, either way, you’ll never look at your seminar study buddy or university doorknobs the same way ever again.

1. ‘Listening to Taylor Swift during sex’

Who doesn’t?

2. ‘Teachers’

So that’s why so many students attend their seminars.

3. ‘Extreme anal kink’

So what’s the difference between standard and extreme?

4. ‘Arse slapping… very hard’

If you’re going to do it you might as well make the most of it.

5. ‘Free seats at the library’

That’s going to get everyone going tbh.

6. ‘Guys being loud, like please make some noise’

Take notes on this one guys.

7. ‘Secretly into erotic lactation but never brought it up with a partner’

Why did I look this one up.

8. ‘Snail trails’

Amen because they’re always such a faff to shave.

9. ‘Blood and maybe pee’

Wow, that escalated quickly.

10. ‘Someone I know has a period kink’

I really hope including this one doesn’t result in a friend fallout.

11. ‘People who are ill’

Okay…

12. ‘Men in uniform’

100 per cent yes.

13. ‘Probably knives and Wartenberg wheels’

DO NOT LOOK UP WARTENBERG WHEELS I BEG OF YOU.

14. ‘The Joker roleplay’

Like including full face paint?

15. ‘Anyone who is taller and more physically intimidating than me’

Depending on your height this is either very easy to achieve or really not. Crack the stilts out.

16. ‘One time my ex meowed during sex, I asked her not to out of awkwardness but I can’t lie it was hot’

We’ve all been there.

17. ‘Piss’

Yeah this one came up about five times so we all learned something today.

18. ‘Spitting in my mouth’

It’s a no from me.

19. ‘Guys in thongs’

Borat was the original inspo.

20. ‘Knives, but they have to be pretty and decorative, all about the aesthetic’

Aesthetic trumps all.

21. ‘I really really like doorknobs’

All right nobody touch any university doorknobs ever again.

22. ‘I get horny when deadlines are close’

So in that case constantly?

23. ‘Correct grammar is an instant turn on, but the bar is low apparently’

Nothing worse than incorrect grammar, seriously.

24. ‘Roman noses’

PEOPLE WHO DON’T HAVE CLASSIC SKISLOPE/ BUNNY NOSES RISE UP.

25. ‘Ears’

Interesting choice.

26. ‘Consensual non-consent, usually involving some kind of restraints’

Just don’t forget the key.

27. ‘KNEES I LOVE KNEES ON MY VAGINA’

Do you think maybe she has a knee kink, I have a hunch.

28. ‘Dick inside whilst spooning then sleeping like that’

This one went into explicit detail on via our story that legally I don’t think I can repeat in this article.

29. ‘Being thrown about’

Oh to be able to shrink down and be put in a washing machine.

30. ‘Getting road head’

A fitting one to end on.