NICK MORRISON wonders why Warwick Davis, having single-handedly brought down Vader, can’t carry his own sitcom.
‘There’s a reason why James Bond doesn’t have a West Country accent – it just ain’t cool and sophisticated.’ HOLLY STEVENSON talks to ‘speccy, lanky nerd’ STEPHEN MERCHANT.
Rates vs. Slates has had a lot of cycle-related amusement/distress this week, as well as feigning madness to escape college jurisdiction.
ROB SMITH picks the best things on the idiot box this decade (now with video clips).