IZZY PRITCHARD laments that flushed faces in the kitchen are being confused with sexual arousal, rather than overcooked carrots.
Cambridge is a notorious breeding-ground for the revoltingly talented. But which of our esteemed alumni is the best looker? As The Tab prepares for another year of Fit College, vote here on Fit Alumni.
JENNA CORDEROY on the fabulous and the famous currently studying in a college near you. Get stalking.
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