Is SIMON NORMAN a man yet? Judging by his failure to find a proper job, he’s probably not.
Welcome to the world of first world problems: where the things that rile us up really shouldn’t in the greater scheme of things.
The vast majority of important politicians come from Oxbridge backgrounds. But the problem is that they don’t have any experience of the real world.
We might as well relax and take it easy – getting a 2:1 isn’t worth the extra effort.
It’s third year, you’ve got no money and no prospects. Becoming an astronaut was only an option when you were six. ISOBEL PRITCHARD is thinking of a way out.