Is this the best nightclub photo ever?

The answer is yes


This photo, taken from this week’s Monday Night Bridge, encapsulates the tragic beauty of nightclub photography.


The now infamous anonymous flasher is apparently well known for his behaviour and has been “clocked by bouncers as a repeat offender.”

When contacted by The Tab, the now notorious exhibitionist said: “It’s just banter.”

“It’s not a big pipe, but it’s a phenomenal one.”

The anonymous clubber, who claims he was thrown out of Warehouse for the same behaviour on Friday, couldn’t tell us why he does it.

He says: “Everyone loves nudity. Have fun with my pipe.”

Tab art critic Matt McDonald says: “It recalls the earthy romantic poetry of John Clare.

“And it looks a bit like a potato.”