Monzo Wrapped is a menace to modern society and these 16 tweets prove it

I couldn’t be further in denial about my spending if I was in Egypt itself

4 months ago

2023 has been the year that companies have decided to let you know in a fun way how much data it has on you, and Monzo decided this year to release its own version of Spotify Wrapped. Monzo Wrapped breaks down how much you spent on different places, if you were in the top per cent of spenders for a certain store, and how many transactions you made.

There’s nothing more humbling than seeing this data in the festive period and having to confront the fact that I am still financially irresponsible. 2024 is going to be the year I get it together, I can feel it. But without further ado, please enjoy these 16 tweets about Monzo Wrapped so you can ignore how deep into your overdraft you are.

1. Monzo is saying what we’re all thinking

This is what my Monzo wrapped basically said to me… pic.twitter.com/VditZiMU4k

— Sophie Rhone (@SophieRhone) December 18, 2023

2. It’s not very festive

Monzo wrapped is a sick joke

— ari gold 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 (@__abisola) December 18, 2023

3. I’m traumatised

Just got my Monzo wrapped ?? pic.twitter.com/YbyDvq06Oi

— L E W🦩S (@LDN_Lewis) December 18, 2023

4. I love stats but I’m in severe denial about how much I spend on takeout

Not sure who at Monzo decided doing Spotify Wrapped but for banking was a fun Christmassy idea but please no

— Rachel Cunliffe (@RMCunliffe) December 18, 2023

5. A perfectly formed map

If they did a map of monzo card users it would be like the pret location map

— Y (@tinscognito__) December 18, 2023

6. Monzo is taking no prisoners

Monzo pls I am just a disabled girlie who needs everything delivered 😭😭😅 pic.twitter.com/Jxsv45yrJ9

— D✨🇩🇲🇧🇧 (@xroachesandrats) December 18, 2023

7. It’s just cruel at this point

Monzo doing a wrapped is insane why the hell are you giving me an animated graphic about how I'm making horrible financial decisions while being broke

— Black Woman Admirer (@water_is_rad) December 18, 2023

8. I feel so ashamed

Me after Monzo decides to tell me exactly how many Deliveroos I ordered this year pic.twitter.com/UnRCSzOLRn

— Calgie (@christiancalgie) December 18, 2023

9. No Monzo, I’m really not

My Monzo wrapped: pic.twitter.com/g6IPulQyxR

— Amanda (@mcrtart) December 18, 2023

10. Monzo came through with the proof

Why would I bank with a normal bank when monzo just called me a big and greedy broke alcoholic with the receipts to prove it

— goofy broad 🇵🇸 (@HANTIFA_) December 18, 2023

11. I feel personally bullied by my Monzo Wrapped

Now why would my Monzo 2023 wrapped up think it’s a good idea to tell me that I was in the top 5% of spenders in Nando’s? Was that even necessary? 🥹

— βŁΔVҜ ĦƗƤƤƗ€ – ॐ (@KushKryptonite) December 19, 2023

12. I would never open the app again

I’m so glad I don’t have monzo because I’d rather be dead than see a breakdown of what I’ve spent money on this year .. why would you put yourself through that!

— Harrison Brocklehurst (@harrisonjbrock) December 18, 2023