QUIZ: What percentage Softboi are you?

If you own one of those roll beanies it’s automatically 100 per cent


Do you read poetry? Do you skate? Do you wear straight cut jeans with low rise Doc Martens and tell everyone about all the underground artists they need to listen to? Do you send girls messages like: “I imagine you smell like cigarettes and avocados.”

If you do any of those things (and God I hope it’s not the last one) – you’re probably a Softboi. As you read this, you’re probably editing some Insta pics of Berlin or London, sipping on red wine or black coffee and ghosting a girl you were talking to last week.

But Softbois have levels. Just how much of a Softboi are you? Take this quiz to find out:

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