Does Euphoria season three have a plot? Or, is it just a montage of women being degraded, but, like, *artistically*? I fear we’re mostly tuning in to see what humiliation ritual Sydney Sweeney’s character Cassie will endure this week. Here are Cassie’s most unhinged NSFW scenes from Euphoria season three, ranked by how much they shook me. 5. The druggy threesome This was quite the evening for her(Image via HBO) Drugs and nudity? On Euphoria? Ground-breaking. Cassie heads up to the TikToker’s bedroom in episode four at 41:36, then Maddy puts an end to her evening at 45:17. The shock factor lies in how clips of Cassie at the party are interspersed with clips of Kitty at the club. The scenes of Kitty were so horrific that I barely remember what Cassie was up to, though. 4. How much is that doggy in the window? Cassie could’ve at least bought some better animal ears(Image via HBO) When the first trailer for Euphoria season three dropped, and we were greeted with the sight of Sydney Sweeney twerking with a dog tail, we screeched. The actual scene is in episode one, from 23:49 to 26:58. Watching Cassie crawl towards Nate on a leash left me shooketh. But the scene now pales in comparison to some of Cassie’s antics later on in season three. 3. The ‘adult baby’ You’re doing amazing, sweetie!(Image via HBO) A shot of Cassie dressed-up as an “adult baby” was part of a preview for season three, so it went viral way before the episode dropped. It was a pretty jarring image to spot on your feed with no context. The infamous baby outfit is from episode two. It’s part of a longer montage of Cassie posing for many pictures (and wearing very few clothes) from 24:19 to 25:15. The scene doesn’t even make sense for the plot, as this sort of content isn’t actually allowed on OnlyFans (as a five-second Google search will inform you). We can only assume Cassie made this video recreationally (or, the writers couldn’t be bothered to fact-check, and just whipped out the baby costume for Sydney Sweeney). 2. The giantess My eyes! My eyes!(Image via HBO) God, I wish I could time-travel. I would return to the morning of Monday 11th May 2026, when my past self was watching season three episode five. And seven minutes into the episode, I would slam down the laptop screen, and shriek, “Stop! You’re about to see Sydney Sweeney’s character’s giant-sized nipples shatter glass, and her breasts smash through the windows of an office building. You’ll never be able to erase this image from your brain. Save yourself!” The “giantess” scene is part of a wider montage of Cassie creating niche content for her OnlyFans subscribers. This takes up the first eight minutes of the episode. We also see Cassie rub an ASMR microphone over various body parts, then trial new, erm, equipment. Thankfully, those moments are over much quicker than the giantess. 1. The toe-chopping Cassie unlocked a new level of delulu-ness(Image via HBO) This is from episode three, The Ballad of Paladin (aka the wedding episode). The scene is from 49:24 to 59:30. What, are you surprised that Cassie was wearing clothes in her most disturbing scene? Cassie’s assorted sexcapades are jarring to watch. But don’t tell us much about her as a person, beyond that her sense of worth hinges on men being attracted to her. We’ve known this about her since season one episode two. It’s not new. But when mobsters beat up Cassie’s husband, and she weeps over this putting a dampener on her wedding day, we learn something new about Cassie. She’s reached whole new levels of selfishness and delusion. This is way more shocking than anything else Cassie does in Euphoria season three. For all the latest film and TV updates and hot takes, like our Facebook page. Featured image credit: HBO Post navigation Next story
