If you wear any of these five items on Warwick’s campus then you need to sort yourself out

What are the truly criminal outfits people are wearing on campus? And no, I’m not talking about circling. Some Warwick students are seriously raising concerns with the fits they show up to lectures in. So, what are the big no-no’s of Warwick campus fashion?

1. Crocs

Don’t get me wrong I love a croc and frankly my most wanted item on my Christmas list are croc headlights, but they have no place on a uni campus. Does ANYBODY need to see your feet, in socks or not, it’s a no. Nobody can work in a shoe fundamentally unresistant to rain. It’s an indoor or sweet treat run shoe only.

2. Club clothes (before 7pm)

It’s a dark day when you get back from the club and the birds are already awake. Heading to your 9am dressed from the night before is a harrowing moment for anyone. I don’t want to see any butterfly tops, mini skirts, Ralph Lauren polos, sparkly bandeaus or josie tops before 7pm on campus please and thank you.

3. Nike Tech tracksuit

Frankly I think these should be illegal on or off campus but regardless, take your nike tech away from the library. Why people think these look good I have no idea but going to a lecture in a tracksuit or actually sitting down to write your diss in one is madness- have some decorum please.

4. Pyjamas

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I love my oodie as much as the next person and don’t get me wrong pyjamas are undoubtedly really comfortable but they are for sleeping not seminar-ing. As crushing as that is, nobody will take you seriously if you’re wandering around in your flannels, especially not your lecturers.

5. Sliders

Just eww. Not only do they belong in 2018 IMO they leave far too much opportunity for people to get their feet out. And that is not something we are encouraging on campus thank you very much. Plus, your feet get wet, and like the name suggests, they often slide right off your foot so you end up getting up close and personal with the pavement which nobody wants.