We asked ChatGPT to write an episode of Made in Chelsea and it’s wilder than the last five seasons put together

Have you ever sat through an episode of Made in Chelsea and thought, “God, this sounds like it was written by a robot?” Well, congrats! We went a step further and asked ChatGPT to write an episode of Made in Chelsea. Honestly, the producers need to air this epic masterpiece now.

I did ask ChatGPT for some random celebrity cameos (since they’re such a staple of the show). The AI gave me Cara Delevingne and Prince Harry. I guess ChatGPT thinks these are the two people most likely to be found in a Chelsea night club?

ChatGPT seemed extremely pleased with its Made in Chelsea episode, because it added underneath, “What do you think? Prince Harry definitely adds some unexpected charm and a touch of class amidst the usual chaos!” I think ChatGPT is a royalist?

For context, Hakkasan and Annabel’s are both boujie venues in London.

I have kept all of ChatGPT’s italicised words to help you make sense of what it’s on about.

So, here is the Made in Chelsea episode which ChatGPT wrote. I hope you’re mentally prepared for some pure chaos.

Season 28 – Bondi Breakups & London Showdowns

The season opens with a lavish party at the ultra-glamorous Hakkasan in Mayfair. The group is celebrating the launch of Freya’s new boutique (which, of course, no one actually shops at).

Enter Cara Delevingne, looking effortlessly cool, as the surprise guest. Freya invites her to join the group to “help spice things up.”

Just James, Imogen and Cara Delevingne
(Images via Channel 4 and Disney+)

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James gets caught in a steamy kiss with Imogen at the party. Ruby is horrified and immediately confronts him. The confrontation escalates to a screaming match in front of the entire party. James stumbles through an apology, but Ruby throws a glass of champagne in his face and storms off.

Enter the return of fan-favorites Spencer and Louise, who’ve been absent for a few seasons. Spencer has apparently become a “business mogul” (but no one knows what his actual business is). Louise is back after a brief stint in Paris, and she’s determined to make Jamie jealous, which leads to an outrageous love triangle involving her, Jamie, and Verity.

The drama hits a new level when Prince Harry (yes, the Prince Harry) shows up unexpectedly. He’s in town for a charity event, and Spencer—ever the opportunist—has managed to invite him as a “special guest” in an attempt to revitalize his “business empire.”

Harry arrives, looking ridiculously out of place but perfectly charming as he shakes hands with the cast, making awkward small talk. Cara Delevingne, who’s already there, acts completely starstruck (even though she’s literally a global superstar herself), and James makes a slightly cringey comment about how Harry should “show him the ropes on how to handle the press.”

Terrific photo editing from me
(Image of Ruby via Channel 4. Image of Cara via Disney+)

As tensions rise, Ruby catches James in yet another compromising position, this time in an intimate conversation with Imogen at the bar. A heartbroken Ruby bursts into tears, and Prince Harry—feeling oddly sympathetic—offers some advice, in true “brotherly” fashion: “Mate, you’ve got to own it if you’re going to be a real man.” Everyone’s shocked that he seems to be legitimately invested in their drama.

The group decides to take a spontaneous “healing” trip to Bondi Beach. Naturally, the trip is anything but peaceful. Freya and Ruby have a massive blow-up over James at a Bondi bar, which spirals into a full-blown argument involving Cara Delevingne who—tired of hearing the drama—attempts to mediate by drunkenly singing I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry on stage at the bar. This only makes everything worse.

Cara Delevingne drunkenly declares to the group that “Prince Harry totally tried to hit on me at the party last night,” sparking wild speculation. Harry – who is, for some reason, still hanging out with them—denies it and cracks a joke about how his “royal duties” are clearly over if he’s spending his time with this drama. But when Spencer makes a totally ridiculous comment about the Spare book, Harry shuts him down in front of everyone, casually saying, “You’re the real spare here, mate.”

Meanwhile, Ruby and Imogen have a tense conversation on the Bondi beach while Prince Harry and James are off in the distance, discussing “emotional maturity” (Harry is trying so hard to sound like he knows what he’s talking about).

Easily the weirdest thing I’ve ever put together on Canva
(Image of James via Channel 4. Image of Prince Harry via Netflix)

Back in London, tensions boil over at a private event at Annabel’s, the ultra-exclusive nightclub. Tiff and Ruby finally confront each other about the ongoing love triangle with James. The fight escalates into a full-scale, hair-pulling, Chanel handbag-swinging brawl, with champagne bottles being knocked over, people being thrown into a VIP booth, and the whole scene being caught on camera by a random paparazzi.

At one point, Prince Harry jokingly whispers, “This feels like a scene from Suits.”

James is seen wandering aimlessly around the club, completely unsure of what he’s doing with his life. James – with the audacity and chaos we’ve come to expect – leans in even further and pulls Spencer into a full-on kiss right there on the dance floor. It’s hot, it’s messy, and it’s completely out of nowhere.

The room goes silent for a beat. Then, absolute mayhem ensues.

Prince Harry makes a final cameo at the end of the season, casually hanging out with Spencer at a private yacht party, offering the kind of sage advice you can only get from a royal: “Sometimes, the best thing you can do is walk away. And… maybe buy a yacht.”

Feature image via Channel 4