Coventry Clubbers of the Week

One month into the academic year and we're still treating the Kasbah refurb like it's the biggest thing to happen in Coventry since Lady Godiva rode around on that horse. In fact – it's bigger than that.

Plus, you're not sick of JJ's just yet and Empire Wednesdays are practically mandatory for sports teams. This means we have an absolute stack of mugshots from this weeks club photos and you're going to love them.

From squad of the week to sleepiest clubber have you made it onto our Coventry clubbers wall of fame?

Squad of the week

Strong clueless vibes and I'm loving it

Runners up

Wow NONE of them have their eyes closed? Impeccable

I can smell that fish bowl from here

Here's a clubber with a ridiculously long arm

Slenderman who?

Spot this quarelling duo

"I cannot BELIEVE you just spilled my VK"

Most iconic clubber

Back off fives, a 10 is having her photo taken

Most awkward clubbers

Please tell me they did not ask for this photo

Most visually impaired clubber

You say vague category, we say – no such thing

The tragic fourth wheel

Mr. Stark I don't feel so good

Most distracted clubber

Hey man look at this slime vid on my Insta explore

'Bitch what is this'

When your best friend joins a new squad

Cheekiest clubbers of the week

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Get a room

Runners up

I just feel sorry for everyone else

Just put the number here

Most unprepared clubbers of the week

"Yeah bro just choke me out"

Biggest photobomb

Fit

Sassiest clubber

Bull: mounted. Wig: snatched.

Best make up

I mean… it's a look?

Sleepiest clubbers

You can't nap in the club babe they'll kick you out, I've tried

Runners up

Mmmmm just havin a lil kip

So comfy

Biggest failure of the week

And failed

Telling secrets Johnny?

No papa

Clubbers of the week who have never taken a club photo before

It's 2018, peace signs are banned, please stop

Please put your shirts back on

No but seriously, why?