BREAKING:The Beast has hit Exeter campus with two whole millimetres of snow
Heavy snow stops play at Streatham
An absolute DELUGE of snow has hit Exeter- and hit it hard. Chaos breaks out over campus amid acute fears of safety.
A COLOSSAL TWO (milli)METERS has fallen overnight provoking frantic Snapchatting and confining the most intrepid students to well-salted pathways.
Treacherous!
On the first taught day of Uni since the strikes began, lecturers were actually risking a full turn out to their classes. Luckily management we in place to assure that we could stay in bed for an eighth day in a row. Thanks so much xxxx
Absolutely the right decision. Good call, good call.
Where's my toboggan?
Reports have even been made of LONG SOCKS accompanying trainers in the desperate attempt to keep warm.
Take that, beast.
Wildlife concerns have equally reached their peak in recent hours.

All we can say is, stay safe out there, kids



