This weather is peak, but it’s Bristol’s Clubbers of the Week!
Uni’s on strike, clubbing we like
You've got no lectures and what better way to show your support for the strikes than hitting up Lola Lo this week?
It may be snowing, but nothing could stop these scantily clad clubbers from getting on it. But the question is, did you make the cut?
Happiest with her pull
Ft. a VK juggler in the background
Or more accurately, a VK legend
"Hooray for VK!!"
Most flexible clubber
She fell on the floor immediately after
Biggest fan of his red cup
He must be American
Most constipated clubber
"I'll just let out a small fart"
Cutest double daters
I mean where else would you go on a first date?
Most proud of his squad
Or any other squad for the matter
Though he seems to have shrunk considerably?
There's literally nothing he won't do for the squad
"Feed me Jäger"
Craziest shapes
Bet a night out with them is MENTAL
Cutest bromance
"I just love you so much man"
Clubber having the biggest revelation
"Now uni is striking, I can go to Lolas every night!!"
Most awkward hug
"If I smile I can pretend it's not happening…"
Most hidden clubber
Yeh sure, no-one can see you mate
Most loving look
Get you a man who looks at you like that ladies
Closest to being suffocated
"Please tell her to stop squeezing me"
Most likely to win a dance competition
Wave your hands in the air like you don't care
Word up!
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