21 things you’ll only get if you know a Fiat 500 girl
Get me to a McDonald’s drive-thru ASAP x
There’s a Fiat 500 girl in every friendship group and yeah, she definitely has her flaws – like being obsessed with her boyfriend, nuggets and tweeting very mundane things that appeal to everyone. But, don’t we all?
If there’s one thing for certain though, it’s that she’s unintentionally funny and everyone laps it up.
Here are 21 of the funniest tweets, which have captured her more perfectly than anyone ever could:
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https://twitter.com/cal_stoyles/status/953044616172982272
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Post Christmas winter is the worst
-it's dark all the time
-ya poor af
-fiat 500 twitter won't shut up about "how they wish summer would hurry up 😍😫"
-Christmas is dead n gone and there's nothing to look forward to
-it's cold but not cold enough for snow— Freddie Russell (@freddierussell) January 14, 2018
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Feel sorry for all the burds that got a Fiat 500 for Christmas. All they wanted was a Chinese, a tango ice blast n a cuddle
— Decent Patter (@decentpatter) January 6, 2018
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Fiat 500 twitter
"Don't you just pure love chrimbo, the films, food, hot choc and pjs ahhh 🎄🎄😍 wish i was one of them girls who doesn't put weight on as im a pure fat cow right now🐷 crazy seeing who i started year with and who im ending with 🙅no time for snakes in 2018 🐍😒"— isaac (@isaacmalin) December 29, 2017
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Feel sorry for lasses me hahaha can’t even tweet they’re excited for their tea without being told they drive a Fiat 500
— Connor Black (@connorblack_1) January 10, 2018
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Fiat 500 girls love tweeting everything their boyfriend does, "last night he switched the TV on and it came on, love him haha" stfu ffs
— voice of justice (@S4IFF) October 21, 2017
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All fiat 500 twitter do is put themselves down then put the delicate ‘x’ at the end lool
— Mikey (@mikeyycookie) December 29, 2017
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