Go clubbers of the week it’s your birthday, we’re gonna party like it’s your birthday
We’re gonna drink Bacardi like it’s your birthday
Squad of the week
Tweak of the week
When you have footie training at 9 but the sesh at 10
Thinking about the prospect of another bus strike like
She's smiling because she lives in Kenny
Mum better be happy now she's met that 'strapping bloke off the telly'
Don't you have work tomorrow Glenda?
Spotting your mate that insisted they were having a 'quiet night in'
Fuck off James, VKs clearly aren't part of your dissertation
When Bighand™ strikes but you're too pissed to care
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Daddy ensuring his little princess is safe on her 18th birthday night out
Here to chase off any unwanted attention
When you notice the club photographer but all your mates are in the smoking area
Just wanted a photo with the bois for Instagram
"Omg I'm so cute, pls tell me that I'm cute"
Spotting your mate in the club when you're still in the queue
Not the kind of fingering he was expecting
And when your friend suggests a Hot n Tender at the end of the night
Recently refurbished as well #winning
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