Go on have a peek, it’s the Clubbers of the Week!
Full of fresh who love to sesh
You're already fed up with the week and it's only Monday, but never fear, Lola Lo has got your back!
On Monday a load of legends hit up Coco Beach and I have photographic evidence that they seshed hard. Have a butchers at the most mental clubbers this week:
The best "I just bumped into my mum at Lola's expression"
At least his mate brought headphones for when Miley Cyrus plays
Creeper of the week
More like 'Quicksilver says that lad at the back needs to relax'
Most mental lecturer to hit the triangle
He's even friends with a Smurf!
Happiest couple
Imagine what the sex is like
Safest squad
Only roadmen listen to 'Man's Not Hot'
Best impression of his own t-shirt
If only she'd done the Rick part
Most pleased with who he just got with
"Not bad…"
"Not bad at all."
Most regretful clubber
"Fuck I just remembered I have a 9am"
Most cunning Cheshire Cat impersonator
She told her mate Lola's is bow ties only
C'mon, the resemblance is uncanny
Most tactical boob grab
Or maybe he's part of the Allsaints ad campaign?
Most lost on their way to Motion
Are they pretending they're still at Tokyo World?
Most in need of a microphone
Well at least I think that's what he wants in his hand…
Best attempt to camouflage with the guy in front of him
"I have a strong suspicion there is a Smurf behind me…"
Best brows
Just look how much the lad on the left loves them
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