Clubbers of the Week: Freshers’ Week Special
Brookes is back, back again
It's a new year at Brookes. The Freshers are frolicking, the Second Years are hungover and the Third Years are already working. It's time to bring back Brookes' favourite form of self-gratification.
"I told you it tastes like pineapple"
Why is this guy on his knees?
When he tells you to go on top
…and you pretend to enjoy it
I am enjoying myself, I promise
Never seen him before, must be a fresher
The day they discovered the strawpedo
I'M NOT SHOUTING, YOU'RE SHOUTING
There is always that one friend who mentions he goes to the gym
"Am I drunk? Maybe."
The Spice Girls are FINALLY back together
"Yo dude, we will look so cool if we do this"
Blockin' out the fuckboys
Seeing your mate getting with a solid 10
They weren't interested in a threesome apparently
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