Under no circumstances should girls post any of these things on social media
According to bitter hateful people on the internet
The information superhighway can be a really scary place sometimes. Yes, we need the internet for talking to people we can’t speak to on the phone, Googling our symptoms any time we get as much as a twinge (result is always cancer or pregnant) and obviously memes, but there are also very strict rules here. The internet isn’t a lawless wasteland, so if you want to be a part of it and you’re also a woman, you better behave.
Specifically, if you want to enjoy social media, you can’t do any of these things according to bitter, hateful people on social media who for some reason think it’s their right to police what other people do – well, other girls at least. The scary part is, the majority of the people out there shaming other girls for their online choices are also women – internalised misogyny guys! It’s great.
Take photos of your boyfriend
https://twitter.com/j0nathanbarrera/status/863277887167750144
Talk about friendship at any point
why do girls act like they're bffs but then go & post about how they have no real friends ??? girls are scary, i can't believe i am one
— Jules (@juliajene) May 2, 2017
Tell people where you bought a product you like and enjoy
https://twitter.com/ColTalbot1/status/862722393768415233
Post ANY pictures where you’re not totally covered from head to toe
https://twitter.com/BottomleyPiper/status/862494032014045184
Talk about going to the gym
Why do SO MANY girls on SM post gym tutorials and workouts daily? What are you gaining if you're not sponsored or paid? Asking for a friend
— Dylan Daxon (@daxgolf) May 10, 2017
Talk about being single
https://twitter.com/baldwin_leslie/status/863155503957987334
Pout
why do girls post videos of themselves making kissy faces and smiling at the camera are you possessed
— mike davis (@Mikedavisss) May 10, 2017
Be ‘slutty’
https://twitter.com/caitchey9/status/862035613498912769
Follow ANYONE EVER on Instagram if you don’t know them because they may have a girlfriend
https://twitter.com/ashleysayys/status/859638275107147776
Smoke
https://twitter.com/julian_FTW/status/859568854762221574
Share updates about your pregnancy before the age of 42
Why do these girls that are pregnant in high school post stuff about it? Like it's not cool to be 16 or 17 and pregnant
— jaret (@harrisonjaret2) April 26, 2017
Talk about having a libido
Why do girls think it's attractive to post their sexual needs on twitter…. keep it to yourself shit
— Lana (@alayna_bowman) April 26, 2017
Support your friends
https://twitter.com/Jashhh/status/856281231171788801
Talk about your emotions
I hate it when girls post shit just for people to feel bad for them. Like you just want sympathy 👎
— Joyce Nicole Tucker (@lil_mcneely) May 11, 2017
Cook. Anything. Ever
https://twitter.com/Lord_rene7/status/862151998321418241
I hate when girls post pictures of the wonderful breakfast they cooked when low key it's just an eggo on a cool plate
— Matt McGowin (@Mattyice_6) April 23, 2017
Use the well known app ‘Snapchat’ in social situations
https://twitter.com/leocastro285/status/764756060993261568
Again, don’t talk about your boyfriend. Ever
I hate it when girls post screenshots about how their bf feels about them, that's so intimate ugh!! 🙁
— bailey brooke (@baileeyy11) April 1, 2017
Be sexy if you’re this girl’s friend
https://twitter.com/ooohgbaby/status/854228098836975616
Use Snapchat filters
hate when girls post up pics with @Snapchat filters…leave it for snaps only! You look better without it coño 😒
— Airic (@airicmusic) April 16, 2017
Let anyone take your photo if you’re not wearing a full face of make-up
Hate it when girls post pictures saying "no make up" yeah thanks for the excuse of how hanging you look
— Harry Hill (@H4RRYH1LL) April 10, 2017
It’s a jungle out there.
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