If you want to look, here are some of the funniest tweets about Donald Trump’s unconfirmed sexual kink

Look, I’m not saying that Donald Trump likes being pissed on by Russian hookers. I’m not saying that, number one, OK. But there are some people out there saying that Donald Trump likes being pissed on by Russian hookers. While the UK slept #watersportsgate overshadowed Obama’s goodbye and spread over Twitter like wildfire. And yes the jokes are childish, they’re all about pee and poo and how Trump is a cunt, and yes maybe they’re even kinkshaming (if you enjoy it, you keep doing you). But none of that means they aren’t funny.

ALL OF THIS IS ALLEGED.

me: the CIA is a despicable gangster enterprise
the CIA: Trump's into piss play
me: pic.twitter.com/JN2Z1yp73X

— Tom Blackburn (@malaiseforever) January 11, 2017

https://twitter.com/GordonLockhart/status/819093736433090560

https://twitter.com/sannewman/status/819035416867258368

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumps_/status/818974200580964353

Subtle, @NHSEngland. Subtle. #watersportsgate pic.twitter.com/fu1JMiqQpb

— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) January 11, 2017

Hey @realDonaldTrump. Don't worry about #watersportsgate. Our last PM mouthfucked a dead pig, and everyone's totally forgotten about that.

— Jon Holmes (@jonholmes1) January 11, 2017

Hillary checking Twitter today #watersportsgate pic.twitter.com/zMwNMkLzQu

— James Parker (@panoparker) January 11, 2017

Dear Mr Trump,The Waterboys thank you for your enquiry. To clarify, it is for your Inauguration not the after show party? #watersportsgate

— Keith Burge (@carryonkeith) January 11, 2017

Oh Donald 😂😂 #watersportsgate pic.twitter.com/M3CJrUtAYF

— Shane Pearce (@ShanePearce) January 11, 2017

https://twitter.com/FyfePeter/status/818975667438006272

https://twitter.com/JimSterling/status/819021807072247808

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https://twitter.com/MisterMetokur/status/819005168217952257

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumps_/status/818974643692376064

https://twitter.com/GLove39/status/818972879555624960

Donald Trump potentially being into pissplay is honestly the least objectionable, most humanising thing about him. #watersportsgate pic.twitter.com/DdKq0oLML7

— Philip J. Ellis (he/him) (@Philip_Ellis) January 11, 2017

One of the benefits of being super-rich is you don't even have to piss your own bed – hire people to do it for you #watersportsgate

— Omid Djalili (@omid9) January 11, 2017

https://twitter.com/andizeisler/status/818968273458905088

even if this golden shower story is true it is absolutely none of our business what happens in the bedroom between Trump and his daughter

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) January 11, 2017

The craziest part about Trump is he doesn't drink. Dude is having sober golden shower parties, that's wild

— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) January 11, 2017

https://twitter.com/lrolfes3/status/819002985007247361

If Vlad release the Trump golden shower tapes, I reckon we should let him have Estonia.

— Jack (@JDanial16) January 10, 2017

The golden shower show was overrated.
-Trump at 3AM, probably.

— Michael DuKickAss (@MikeDuKickAss) January 10, 2017

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/819012188329431042