Glasgow clubbers of the week
You never let us down
IT’S THE FINAL WEEK OF TERM
Wtf? I can’t quite believe it, but it appears that week 11 has arrived which only means one thing: deadlines, deadlines, DEADLINES.
We’re all freaking out.
Here’s Glasgow’s clubbers of the week:
Wankers of the week
Ffs
Oh dear
Wankas
Gagging for that wanker status
Ring ring, “Hello?”, “Hiya pal, just wondering if you could be any more of a wanker?”
Wankers everywhere I can’t deal
Squads of the week
Fierce squad
What it is with all these titanic squads kicking about recently????
Lion King squad #fierce #rawr
Intimidatingly attractive squad
Basic bitch squad #stunnahs
Couples of the week
Awww young love x
Made for each other
Intense loving
So in love
Happiest couple of the week
Cutest couple of the week
Awwwwwwww
Happiest clubbers of the week
Yaaaaaaaaaas
Just buzzing to be here tbh
Spreading all that Christmas cheer
Most unimpressed clubbers of the week
Lighten up boys x
Would it kill yas to craic a smile lads x
Stunners of the week
Gorgeous gals
Absolute babe
Nailed it x
Wee stunners
Gawjus
Ugh god damn so gorgeous
Natural beauty
Best of the rest
Freefallin pirate of the week
Topless clubber of the week #wooooooooft #hellohandsome
Banana babe
Looks that could kill
Festive clubbers of the week
Spillage of the week (zoom for clubber that is 10/10 done with life)
Grafter of the week
Best dressed of the week
Double dabber
Best movember effort
Next big boy band
Oh look it’s Ashley cole on the left
Photo Credit
HIVE: Clark James & Digital
Viper: Will McGregor
Kushion: VicenzoServinoPhotography
KoKoMo: JWA Photography
Light: Jordan Summers Photography
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