Gaston is scientifically the biggest fuckboy of them all
‘Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it’s more than I can bear’
In the least surprising turn of events ever Gaston is officially the worst man of all the Disney men. We asked you to vote in our totally scientific poll and the clever-woman-hating, egg-loving beefcake came out on top by a landslide.
Over 34 per cent of people decided the cleft-chinned creep who includes antlers in all his decoration and probably has a mancave was the worst, with Prince Hans – the “maybe someone will love you one day, maybe not though” gaslighting fuckboy from Frozen – coming in close second with 29 per cent.
In third place came Prince Charming with 15 per cent of the vote, proving we’re pretty much done with the idea of him in general. And then it was Eugene (known aliases: Flynn) in fourth.
On the other side of the spectrum most of the 2,000 of you who voted in our important poll decided that Tarzan wasn’t that bad to be honest. He only got six votes, and Li Shang, Mulan’s overly-helpful friend came second to last with just 13.
Remember your life before you knew who was scientifically the biggest Disney fuckboy? Yeah I know, it wasn’t as good. You are intellectually enriched by this information. No need to thank us.
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