Clubbers of the week Episode IV: A New President
Make Lancaster Funny Again
If you think about all the cleanup scheduled after the American riots, Trump’s not even President yet and he’s already creating jobs. With JCR nominations around the corner, all I hope for is a guy who won’t get my life threatened in Sugar for admitting I support him. No one enjoys looking over their shoulder every other beat of the same five Drake songs they have on.
Straight gangsta of the week
Talk to the hand coz the face ain’t listening, girlfriend!
Friends with benefits of the week
Child benefits
Flatcap of the week
Who needs a suit when you’re stylish af?
Bad breath of the week
“And for our next trick, we will make girls… disappear!”
Multicultural Collective of the week
What, are you trying to survive The Walking Dead?
‘Urban’ Badass of the week
Don’t cut yourself on all that edge
Photobomb of the week
With a face like that, you deserve to be in the background of every picture you’re in
Lady and the Tramp of the week
Wag and the world wags with you. Howl, and they throw you in Hustle
Mandy Trip of the week
My nipples feel like little clitorises
‘Low-Maintainance’ girl of the week
She’s a keeper
White girl wasted white girl of the week
High on pumpkin spice
Dr Who of the week
Hustle does look bigger on the inside…
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At least it got one thing right
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Her husband was 49 years her senior
Emma Borden’s confused argument with a lawyer at Lizzie’s trial was very different in real life
She suddenly forgot what she’d earlier said
Footage of real Aileen Wuornos next to Monster on Netflix shows just how accurate scenes were
Monster gets a lot wrong, but Sarah Paulson gets everything right
Lizzie Borden’s sister gave a single interview 20 years later, saying the house was ‘unbearable’
‘As for her being guilty, I say no, and decidedly, no’
Aileen Wuornos’ tragic childhood explained, from her absent parents to life on the streets
Her past is explored in Monster
The healing power of housemates in eating disorder recovery
Friendships at university have more healing powers than initially perceived
40 years later, one of the Unsolved Mysteries cold cases has just been solved
Police thought they’d never have answers
Hudson Williams’ girlfriend condemns people going to her workplace and crossing ‘huge’ boundary
‘I didn’t ever want to have to say anything about this’
Family not informed of missing Lancaster student because ‘it was a weekend’, inquest told
The dad of Henry Shields called it ‘shocking’ the family was not contacted despite his son missing ‘three exams’
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The real history behind Lizzie Borden’s pet doves, as shown in Netflix’s Monster
The storyline is loosely based on fact
If you’ve never burped in your life, there’s actually a medical name for it
It’s a recognised condition
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Mae Craven completed the run in memory of her mum who died from cancer when she was 15
Four cast members in The Lizzie Borden Story have appeared in Monster seasons before
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