Glasgow’s Clubbers of the Week
Always looking on fleek
It’s week eight and we know you’re all in need of some procrastination time.
Wankers of the week
Its like people are trying their best to get featured in wankers of the week? Well, congratulations boys – you’ve made it.
This guy is ready to rock out!!!
Hey you – up there, yes wankers at the top, I see you.
Squads of the week
Squad on fleeeek
Drop dead gorgeous squad, unite
Hella big squad
Couples of the week
Quite possibly one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen??? Never let her go pal
<3
Stunners of the week
Blonde bombshells have landed
Handsome hunniez
Most unimpressed clubbers of the week
Looks like someone’s throwing a tantrum after their little accident
Happiest clubbers of the week
Fun times all round
WTFs of the week
Wtf?
All hail the holy crutch
Best of the rest
Double chin game strong girl
A moment of silence for this wee lad in the background that really just can’t hack it
Hungriest clubber
Photo Credits
Viper: Will McGregor
Hive: Clark James and digital
Sanctuary: Will McGregor
Bamboo: Clark James and digital
Kokomo: JWA Photography
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