Clubbers of the week
Welcome back
It’s been a good few weeks back, and here’s the photos to prove it:
Best The Weeknd impression
I can’t feel my face when I’m with you
Best Impression of David Cameron
Most shocked clubber
She’s seen what’s behind the sign
Best doorstop
Hold the door
Most innocent clubber
Runner up
Best two-heads-one-body impression
We can’t tell where one starts and the other ends
Stay safe kids
Most sensual pose
aaaaeeeh baby
Runner up
lady in red
Best contour
Dem cheekbones
Most regrettable decision
Best shoes
What happens in Underground, stays in Underground. Except when the Tab finds it.
Most gorgeous fairy girls
Tell us your secrets
Most bizarre costumes
Silent scream for help
Happiest girl in the crowd
THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MA LIIFE
Most artsy shot
You can buy prints online for only £25.99
Most dedicated Pokemon trainer
Gotta catch that Wartortle
A week after Freshers’ when someone mentions Garage
Best gangly gang
all the limbs
Most beautiful clubbers
The most dramatic love story
So: guy with black t-shirt wants her, she likes the guy in red, he is on Tinder with guy in blue shirt
Best photobomb compilation
Best picture
It says it all
By Mairi Young and Julia Loftus
Latest
Timeline of real-life Lizzie Borden photos shows what she looked like over the years
Monster doesn’t get her quite right
Age differences between The Lizzie Borden Story cast and the real people make it inaccurate
Andrew and Abby were so much older when they died
Monster gave Lizzie Borden and Bridget a happy ending, but did it actually happen?
The creators have explained their decision
In her own words: Aileen Wuornos’ girlfriend on why she didn’t go to police sooner
Aileen came home and told her what she’d done
Explained: This is what the chino-chanting actually was
Take your guesses: Which intramural team do you think this will be about?
The 20 worst universities in the UK for student experience, as per The Times’s rankings
The University of Oxford is the sixth worst for student experience
Goth Baddie shares where she and Drake stand now after their romantic stream date
She said Drake makes her feel like ‘a princess’
Ryan Murphy explains why Scream Queens was scrapped from American Horror Story season 13
It would’ve been so good
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Selena Gomez opens up about health struggles and impact on her relationship with Benny Blanco
‘I have a lot of medical issues’
Love Island’s Luca has been flashing the life of a millionaire but his business is actually flopping
He bought Grace a Chanel bag for her birthday
Livestreamer’s family plead for help after saying she was kidnapped for ransom in Thailand
They’ve allegedly raised the ransom
The Glee stars who want to return, as Ryan Murphy confirms the reboot script is done
10 original cast members are ‘enthusiastic’ about coming back
Alfie Deyes just confirmed he and Zoe Sugg will be returning to YouTube at some point
They’re not gone forever!
University of Bath addresses claims of rugby club’s ‘disturbing and unacceptable behaviour’
Students have raised concerns about ‘spiking risks’
Meta is releasing a new AI charm device for your keys and it looks just like a Tamagotchi
You can customise your character
American Horror Story season 13 still feels ages away as people complain it’s ‘nowhere to be seen’
It’s out different at times across the world
The Lizzie Borden Story cast next to the real people show how accurate Netflix’s Monster is
At least it got one thing right
Aileen Wuornos had a husband and a child in further backstory Netflix’s Monster didn’t mention
Her husband was 49 years her senior
Emma Borden’s confused argument with a lawyer at Lizzie’s trial was very different in real life
She suddenly forgot what she’d earlier said