The week! The week! The clubbers of the week!
Exams, right? Eurgh. And that bloody dissertation? Double eurgh.
But guess what? In this dark time, we’ve got a ray of light for you – it’s time to check out the best clubbers in the UK this week.
Moment-ruiner of the week
She’s rapping about them
Invisible drinker of the week
You’re not fooling anyone
Christ, this guy is attractive
Leave some dreamy for the rest of us
Come and dance with us, sweet child
Come and dance the dance of the old gods
What did you say to my son!?
I’ll batter you mate
I SAID MAYBEEEEEEE
YOU’RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAAAAVES ME
Even top lads care about their dental hygiene
Listerines all round please mate
This is their kit right? I’m gonna be honest I don’t watch football
I’m alright, I’m alright
It just went down the wrong way
Be honest, you’d do the same if you met Patrick Stewart
Live long and prosper
What a lovely pho… HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT
SHE’S COME BACK FOR ME
When you’re halfway through Clubbers of the Week and you haven’t laughed yet
Where the funny captions at?
Q: What’s worse than being beaten to death by this man?
A: His shirt
When Jesus Christ appears to you but you’re too drunk to repent
Someone’s going to Hell!
When you try and tell a girl these guys are all virgins
Don’t give the game away
Who wrote ‘NO’ on Jonny Three Hands’ forehead?
That would actually make a good title for a novel
And why is the photographer taking pictures of nothing?
He could at least find some people to be in the photo