Stop working and admire the best clubbers in the UK this week

The week! The week! The clubbers of the week!


Exams, right? Eurgh. And that bloody dissertation? Double eurgh.

But guess what? In this dark time, we’ve got a ray of light for you – it’s time to check out the best clubbers in the UK this week.

Moment-ruiner of the week

Moment ruiner of the week

She’s rapping about them

Invisible drinker of the week

Invisible drinker of the week

You’re not fooling anyone

Christ, this guy is attractive

Christ this guy is attractive

Leave some dreamy for the rest of us

Come and dance with us, sweet child

Come and dance the dance of life

Come and dance the dance of the old gods

What did you say to my son!?

Have you been picking on my son

I’ll batter you mate

I SAID MAYBEEEEEEE

I SAID MAYBEEEEEEEE

YOU’RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAAAAVES ME

Even top lads care about their dental hygiene

These top lads care about dental hygiene

Listerines all round please mate

Leicester fans?

Leicester fans

This is their kit right? I’m gonna be honest I don’t watch football

I’m alright, I’m alright

No no Im fine just give me a minute

It just went down the wrong way

Be honest, you’d do the same if you met Patrick Stewart

Youd act the same if you met Patrick Stewart

Live long and prosper

What a lovely pho… HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT

What a lovely ph WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

SHE’S COME BACK FOR ME

What

What is she doing

is she

is she

doing?

doing

When you’re halfway through Clubbers of the Week and you haven’t laughed yet

When youre halfway through clubbers of the week and havent laughed yet

Where the funny captions at?

Q: What’s worse than being beaten to death by this man?

Whats worse than being beaten to death by this man

A: His shirt

When Jesus Christ appears to you but you’re too drunk to repent

When Jesus appears to you but youre too drunk to repent

Someone’s going to Hell!

When you try and tell a girl these guys are all virgins

When youre about to tell a girl that all these guys are virgins

Don’t give the game away

Who wrote ‘NO’ on Jonny Three Hands’ forehead?

Who wrote no on jonny three hands forehead

That would actually make a good title for a novel

And why is the photographer taking pictures of nothing?

Why is the photographer taking pictures of nothing

He could at least find some people to be in the photo