Don’t get too excited, but here are the best clubbers in the UK this week
Look, that guy you got with in first term is in this!
Bobby PalmerLike the tributary streams of a great pounding river, the students of the UK will always trickle back to their respective uni towns.
What’s left is a great flood of chunder and VK; a fierce, bubbling whirlpool into which The Tab casts its net – and all to bring you the best clubbers in the country every Sunday.
Here’s some of the specimens we found this week.
Straightener-hogging older brother of the week
Dammit Danny, couldn’t you have let us use them for five minutes?
Tallest boyfriend of the week
And that’s just one of his legs
Confusing crossover of the week
It’s funny and all, but Spider-Woman and the Power Rangers are from completely different continuities
This girl gets to punch you twice now
You shouldn’t have looked tbf
Omg this girl is kissing the Queen!
That’s a 90-year-old woman!
Some hair so glorious it’s almost sinister
There’s no way they’re not vampires
Most furious friend of the week
I wanted a yellow VK, Janine. YELLOW.
Most confusing fingers of the week
Why are his in his mouth, and why are his so orange?
Most overprotective dad of the week
No-one can hurt you now, my sweet children
Least convincing disguise of the week
We all know it’s Annie Mac under there
Hi mum
Oh hi son
Hahaha it looks like he’s got boobs
You guys are classic
BONUS QUESTION: Friends or foes?
Are they hugging or fighting?
Oh well, at least this guy is having fun