Don’t get too excited, but here are the best clubbers in the UK this week
Look, that guy you got with in first term is in this!
Like the tributary streams of a great pounding river, the students of the UK will always trickle back to their respective uni towns.
What’s left is a great flood of chunder and VK; a fierce, bubbling whirlpool into which The Tab casts its net – and all to bring you the best clubbers in the country every Sunday.
Here’s some of the specimens we found this week.
Straightener-hogging older brother of the week
Tallest boyfriend of the week
Confusing crossover of the week
This girl gets to punch you twice now
Omg this girl is kissing the Queen!
Some hair so glorious it’s almost sinister
Most furious friend of the week
Most confusing fingers of the week
Most overprotective dad of the week
Least convincing disguise of the week
Hahaha it looks like he’s got boobs
BONUS QUESTION: Friends or foes?
Oh well, at least this guy is having fun