Clubbers of the Week
It’s been a damn good week for all of you
The end of semester is drawing in and the deadlines are fast approaching, so what have you all been doing out every night?
Here’s the best of the week.
Warmest Clubbers
Stunners
Most Vibesy Clubber
Most Horizontal Clubber
Most Likely to Become a Boy Band
Most Colour Co-ordinated
Biggest Ladies’ Man
Most Questionable Hand Positioning
Happiest Clubber
Sleepiest Clubber
Most Half-Hearted Costumes
Concerned about Body-Odour
Best Girl Band
Best Photobomb
Most likely to slide into your DMs
Most Flexible Clubbers
Most Likely to Fall Over
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